This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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