so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
