i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
People in love make me want to vomit
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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