If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
there was a trapeze. enough said
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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