it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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