I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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