my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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