its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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