Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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