Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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