They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Bring me that man meat
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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