there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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