Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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