I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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