yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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