but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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