BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My vagina is officially offended.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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