What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Randomize
