turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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