He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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