He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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