thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
