guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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