I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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