He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I see more hoeing in ur future
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