Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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