You're so nebulous sometimes
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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