i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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