Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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