Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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