I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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