So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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