update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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