Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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