why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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