What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize