I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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