It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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