I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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