True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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