We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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