dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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