Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
