wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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