Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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