I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
