Ambien. No doubt about it.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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