I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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