i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
