I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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