You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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