is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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