btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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